the only reason i shave my legs is so that i can be more aerodynamic for when the apocalypse comes haha bye losers i’m gonna be dodging meteors so fuckin fast on account of these smooth hairless gams have fun melting in the rapture
aries: drunk edgy retro adventurer
taurus: electric pixie retro zombie
gemini: 70’s lolita wannabe witch
cancer: plain goth circa hipster
leo: dirty dubstep bi punk
virgo: apocalyptic steampunk winter disaster
libra: 40’s fantasy stoner ghoul
scorpio: vintage vodka surrealist royalty
sagittarius: magical destructive retrofuturist superhero
capricorn: decadent anarchist sick revolutionary
aquarius: post-apocalyptic anarchist teen monstrosity
pisces: 90’s grunge sick geek
i could absolutely get down with vintage vodka surrealist royalty
i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”
i was hoping the caption would explain the cornrows, but even though it didn’t i’m still not disappointed.
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women. You are not helping, you are not making satire. You are just being misogynist.
Yes, this includes you gay men.
i know there’s a lot going on right now but let’s please not forget that the steubenville rapist went free this week and is back on his high school’s varsity football team
that angry feminist stereotype is 100% accurate. we have every right to be angry. tbh, if you call yourself a feminist and YOURE NOT angry, you probably need to do some more research into why feminism exists in the first place